69 Answers to ‘What the Hell Is Splinter?’ – Info Computing

A year ago today, my brilliant predecessor, Dodai Stewart, announced our little blog’s existence with a rhetorical question that also served as a philosophical one: “What the Hell Is Splinter?” The question could just as easily have been: How (and why) the hell do you start a new website in 2017?
If any part of your job involves spending time on the internet, then this year has felt like it’s lasted an eternity, not in the least because Donald Trump is still president. He has helped usher in an incomparably terrible time to be alive, online or otherwise; it’s impossible to effectively (or sufficiently) articulate the unyielding sense of dread that comes with experiencing the greatest moral crisis of a generation.
In the year we’ve spent trying to figure out what the hell Splinter is (and what the hell Splinter should be), a lot about the site has changed—we think for the better. What started as a mandated rebranding of Fusion’s digital presence by the bloodless corporation that owns us became a transformation driven by smart, capable people following their passions and voices to confront the crisis currently facing this country aggressively and head-on.
This has occasionally led people (when they bother to get our name right—it’s just Splinter!) to describe us as a “politics” or a “news” site. This isn’t exactly wrong, but it’s not totally accurate either. Yes, we cover the day’s biggest national political news, but it’s our goal to do so in the tradition of all the sites here at Gizmodo Media Group: from as purely transparent and adversarial (and rude and weird) an approach as possible. That has meant being unabashed in what we believe (and don’t): That the most humane and just path forward is a boldly progressive one. No compromises, no settling.
We consider anyone standing in the way of beneficial material change for everyone to be an adversary—so, the obvious villains (millionaires, conservatives, the Trump administration), but also mealy-mouthed moderates, #resistance grifters, and publications providing cover for injustice by shrouding it in the false pretenses of “objectivity” and “civility.”
Another way to think about Splinter’s mission was very neatly delineated by our former colleague Emma Roller in her goodbye post:
We need news outlets that are unafraid to call bullshit now more than ever. We need news outlets that aren’t afraid to call lies lies, or to treat this administration’s manifold grifters with the scorn they so rightfully deserve, or to call torture what it is.
Each subsequent blog we publish seeks to answer Dodai’s original question, both for ourselves and for readers. In the spirit of finding answers, we’ve put together 69 posts, in no particular order, that we think came to define what Splinter “is” in our first year. Here’s to another.

How to Not Die in America
On the second Tuesday in June, I start to feel fluish. If this is 2016 and I’m still a freelance…
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How People Die in America
Last week I published a long story about my near-fatal bacterial infection six months ago, and the…
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Every Member of Congress Who Took Money From the NRA and Tweeted ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ to Las Vegas
Americans woke up on Monday morning to learn of yet another horrific act of gun violence in the…
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This Is Just the Beginning
Do you think that being asked to leave a restaurant, or having your meal interrupted, or being…
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Kirstjen Nielsen Is So Fucking Full of Shit
After a day-long horror show of stories, images, and audio—including of young undocumented children …
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Predatory Capitalism Stole Your Data
The massive and still-unfolding story of Cambridge Analytica and Facebook has spawned a debate…
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Home Depot Employees Are Hot, Thirsty, Harassed, and Poor
The next time you go shopping in the big orange hardware store, take a moment to consider what…
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The Only Honest Right Wing Pundit Is a Violent One
Personally, I am glad that female staffers who have had abortions at the Atlantic will not have to…
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Sex? Or the City?
Imagine this: Sex? Or the City? You can’t have both and you have to choose.
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America’s Paranoid Heart Is the NRA Convention
DALLAS, TX— On Saturday, just after the anti-gun protest, I joined the NRA. Thirty bucks. It…
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Charlottesville Was a Preview of the Future of the Republican Party
I hope you appreciated your recent introduction to the future leadership of the Republican Party…
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How ???? Come ???? Nobody ???? Wanna ???? Fuck ???? DC ???? Conservatives?????
All is fair in love and war—except for conservatives in Washington, DC, who are just trying to get…
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This Is How We Win
Tuesday night wasn’t just the Democrats’ Eric Cantor moment. That quickly became the media…
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Local Peacocks Dismantle Capitalism
You might think of peacocks as flashy or extravagant birds, but you would be mistaken, when it…
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The Teacher Who Taught His Students to Challenge the NRA on the Day They Lost 17 of Their Own
Just before Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School senior Emma González launched into her now-iconic…
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BAN ICE
Welcome to Ban Week, in which Splinter writers will build a case for burning it all down.
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Here’s Stephen Miller’s Cell Phone Number, If You Need It
The Trump administration’s policy of separating immigrant children from their families has been…
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The Last Great Warriors of the Navajo Nation
Four hours west of Albuquerque, over the mud brown desert hills, past the impossibly expansive…
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Dead Women Are More Than Just Warning Signs
The man who killed at least 26 people and injured 20 more on Sunday at a small church in Sutherland …
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How EMILY’s List Lost Its Way
“I don’t regret it,” said then-Nevada Assemblywoman Lucy Flores with tears in her eyes on the state …
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It All Matters
Today is my last day at Splinter news dot com, but this isn’t about me. It’s about the dire…
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We Harpies Want More
The Harvey Weinstein stories opened the floodgates in early October, but the fervor with which…
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In Academia, Professors Coming On to You Is on the Syllabus
In the middle of the night on November 11, 2011, Jenn Shapland, a 24-year-old graduate student in…
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Housing Is the Key to Unlocking Andrew Cuomo’s Political Ego
In March, Governor Andrew Cuomo stood in front of a public housing building for the first time in…
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Fuck Decorum
On Tuesday, five members of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus protested the Trump administration’s…
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Walking the Floor of the Great Minnesota Activist Factory
Outside a squat, one-story building on Chicago Avenue on the south side of Minneapolis, Alexis…
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We Don’t Have to Settle
Last night, glimmers of hope shone through.
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How Tall Is Jeff Sessions???
We all know Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III is a racist son of a bitch who has…
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D.C.’s Biggest Homeless Shelter Is About to Close. Will Amazon Take Its Place?
On a recent spring evening, a group of mothers at D.C. General Family Homeless Shelter were…
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Cynthia Nixon (Miranda) Says Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) Would Support Cynthia Nixon (Miranda) for…
In a piece for Refinery29 celebrating the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City on Wednesday,…
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The Best Prison Journalism Is Straight Out of San Quentin
San Quentin is beautiful from the outside. It sits on a sun-drenched point jutting out into San…
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Pregnant, Uninsured, and Adrift
No one told Catherine Emery what labor would feel like. Just past her 24th birthday and about as…
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Hillary Clinton Will Never Understand What Happened
“Was I doomed from the start?” Hillary Clinton wonders toward the end of What Happened, her new…
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Government Healthcare Is Saving My Mum’s Life
My mother has lung cancer. At the end of last year, she began feeling breathless and tired,…
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How the Battle For Mississippi Went South
In Jackson, Mississippi, in the state capitol, inside the very top of the rotunda, in a circular…
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‘Unfuckable’ Women Don’t Go on Killing Sprees
When I was in high school, I felt completely undateable. Everyone around me seemed to be pairing…
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This Was Always Going to Hurt
On Wednesday afternoon, or maybe before that, someone created a document that named men who work in …
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‘I Didn’t Want to Be One of Those People. I Was. I Am.’
This week, as hundreds of women made public their experiences of harassment and abuse, I…
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How West Virginia Lost the Workers’ Revolution
I had only been in West Virginia for a day when Josh Sword, the head of the state AFL-CIO, told me…
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Mister Police Aubrey O’Day Gave Us All the Clues
Two days ago, Us Weekly reported that future divorcé Donald Trump Jr.—a rich man personally but…
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Here Are Some Nuclear Takes from Bryan Goldberg, the Self-Satisfied Shitlord Who Now Owns…
On Thursday morning, the world learned that Bryan Goldberg has won the bidding for Gawker.com, the…
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Leon Wieseltier Was Always Hiding in Plain Sight
On Tuesday night, The New York Times, Politico, and The Atlantic all published stories detailing…
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After Charlottesville, Pick a Side
When pundits rail against the “alt-left”; or melt down over “campus inquisitions” by supposedly…
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Here Are the Secret Documents About the Surveillance of Ex-Trump Adviser Carter Page
The Justice Department has released hundreds of pages of documents relating to an FBI application…
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Bitch McConnell
Look at this smug fucking asshole, relishing this morning’s horrific Supreme Court decisions.
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Rex In Peace
Donald Trump has fired Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and is nominating CIA director Mike Pompeo…
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Obama Sucks as a Post-President
Barack Obama: decent president. Crap post-president. You can’t have it all, I guess.
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Remember Who Michael Wolff Is
A March Madness-style bracket to find the most loathed man in media might include Rupert Murdoch…
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Great Stuff On Cheddar Today
The most pressing moral question of the day comes to us from Cheddar, the video streaming news…
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Here’s a Demented Video of Bill de Blasio Watching Rats Getting Gassed to Death
In these dark times, it’s important to find happiness where you can: In the laughter of a child,…
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Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Because absolutely nothing gold can stay, Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy announced today…
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If You Truly Care About Speech, You Will Invite Me to Your Office to Personally Call You a Dipshit
Civil society requires the toleration of the expression of opposing viewpoints, no matter how…
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Politico Playbook Can Fuck Right Off
Today, Politico’s DC-famous newsletter Playbook went off, y’all. It dropped some major truth bombs. …
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I Infiltrated the White House Easter Egg Roll and All I Got Was Played
I’ve always thought Easter was a bullshit holiday. Unlike most proper holidays, you don’t get a day …
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This Has Been an Extremely Fucked Up Year for Eagles OK?
Eagles are a majestic bird. Bald but unashamed. Not good to eat, but fine to watch soar through the …
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Alamo Drafthouse’s Long History of Minimizing Sexual Assault and Harassment
Every time Jill Lewis goes back to the Alamo Drafthouse movie theater where she worked for a…
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I’m Everything This Administration Hates
Jose Guevara is undocumented. He’s queer. He’s fighting cancer, a pre-existing condition that,…
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The Forgotten History of America’s Radical Asian Activists
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Time To Make Life Hard For The Rich
It is time for polite, respectable, rational people to start saying what has become painfully…
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Horse Twitter Comes for Roy Moore
Roy Moore, a bigot and alleged serial predator, rode a horse to the polls on Tuesday to cast his…
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WaPo Staffers Fighting for Better Wages Told to Sit Down, Shut Up, and Be Grateful for Jeff Bezos
The narrative casting Jeff Bezos as a transformative media baron reached new heights in 2017. His…
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Let’s Help Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Find the Perfect Home in Washington, D.C.
House hunting is such a pain! (I am reliably told this by people who make enough money to know.)…
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We Asked ICE About the Prank Calls to Their Anti-Immigrant Hotline and They Kind of Lost Their Shit
On Wednesday morning, the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency unveiled an office called…
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Arianna Huffington Is the Biggest Scammer Alive
Arianna Huffington was supposed to be Uber’s high-powered savior. When former Uber employee Susan…
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Everyone in Washington Is Having a Lovely Time
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The Truth About MS-13
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The Market Can’t Solve a Massacre
The massacre at Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, one month ago today, left…
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The CIA Says Mike Pompeo Didn’t Fight in the Gulf War
In the frenzied game of musical chairs that is the Trump administration, CIA Director Mike Pompeo…
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Haim Saban Is Bad For Democracy
Last month, twelve Democratic senators signed a letter from the office of Sen. Bernie Sanders to…
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Univision Is A Fucking Mess
This is the story of how corporate raiding, complacency, excess, and incompetence are gutting a…
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