69 Answers to ‘What the Hell Is Splinter?’  – Info Computing

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A year ago today, my brilliant predecessor, Dodai Stewart, announced our little blog’s existence with a rhetorical question that also served as a philosophical one: “What the Is Splinter?” The question could just as easily have been: How (and why) the hell do you start a new website in 2017?

If any part of your job involves spending time on the internet, then this year has felt like it’s lasted an eternity, not in the least because Donald Trump is still president. He has helped usher in an incomparably terrible time to be alive, online or otherwise; it’s impossible to effectively (or sufficiently) articulate the unyielding sense of dread that comes with experiencing the greatest moral crisis of a generation.

In the year we’ve spent trying to figure out what the hell Splinter is (and what the hell Splinter should be), a lot about the site has changed—we think for the better. What started as a mandated rebranding of Fusion’s digital presence by the bloodless corporation that owns us became a transformation driven by smart, capable people following their passions and voices to confront the crisis currently facing this country aggressively and head-on.

This has occasionally led people (when they bother to get our name right—it’s just Splinter!) to describe us as a “politics” or a “news” site. This isn’t exactly wrong, but it’s not totally accurate either. Yes, we cover the day’s biggest national political news, but it’s our goal to do so in the tradition of all the sites here at Gizmodo Media Group: from as purely transparent and adversarial (and rude and weird) an approach as possible. That has meant being unabashed in what we believe (and don’t): That the most humane and just path forward is a boldly progressive one. No compromises, no settling.

We consider anyone standing in the way of beneficial material change for everyone to be an adversary—so, the obvious villains (millionaires, conservatives, the Trump administration), but also mealy-mouthed moderates, #resistance grifters, and publications providing cover for injustice by shrouding it in the false pretenses of “objectivity” and “civility.”

Another way to think about Splinter’s mission was very neatly delineated by our former colleague Emma Roller in her goodbye post:

We need news outlets that are unafraid to call bullshit now more than ever. We need news outlets that aren’t afraid to call lies lies, or to treat this administration’s manifold grifters with the scorn they so rightfully deserve, or to call torture what it is.

Each subsequent blog we publish seeks to answer Dodai’s original question, both for ourselves and for readers. In the spirit of finding answers, we’ve put together 69 posts, in no particular order, that we think came to define what Splinter “is” in our first year. Here’s to another.


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How to Not Die in America 

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How People Die in America

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Every Member of Congress Who Took Money From the NRA and Tweeted ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ to Las Vegas

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This Is Just the Beginning

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Kirstjen Nielsen Is So Fucking Full of Shit

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Predatory Capitalism Stole Your Data

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Home Depot Employees Are Hot, Thirsty, Harassed, and Poor

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The Only Honest Right Wing Pundit Is a Violent One

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Sex? Or the City?

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America’s Paranoid Heart Is the NRA Convention

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Charlottesville Was a Preview of the Future of the Republican Party

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How ???? Come ???? Nobody ???? Wanna ???? Fuck ???? DC ???? Conservatives?????

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This Is How We Win

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Local Peacocks Dismantle Capitalism

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The Teacher Who Taught His Students to Challenge the NRA on the Day They Lost 17 of Their Own

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BAN ICE

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Here’s Stephen Miller’s Cell Phone Number, If You Need It

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The Last Great Warriors of the Navajo Nation

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Dead Women Are More Than Just Warning Signs

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How EMILY’s List Lost Its Way

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It All Matters

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We Harpies Want More

The Harvey Weinstein stories opened the floodgates in early October, but the fervor with which…

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In Academia, Professors Coming On to You Is on the Syllabus

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Housing Is the Key to Unlocking Andrew Cuomo’s Political Ego

In March, Governor Andrew Cuomo stood in front of a public housing building for the first time in…

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Fuck Decorum

On Tuesday, five members of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus protested the Trump administration’s…

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Walking the Floor of the Great Minnesota Activist Factory

Outside a squat, one-story building on Chicago Avenue on the south side of Minneapolis, Alexis…

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We Don’t Have to Settle

Last night, glimmers of hope shone through.

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How Tall Is Jeff Sessions???

We all know Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III is a racist son of a bitch who has…

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D.C.’s Biggest Homeless Shelter Is About to Close. Will Amazon Take Its Place?

On a recent spring evening, a group of mothers at D.C. General Family Homeless Shelter were…

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Cynthia Nixon (Miranda) Says Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) Would Support Cynthia Nixon (Miranda) for…

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The Best Prison Journalism Is Straight Out of San Quentin

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Pregnant, Uninsured, and Adrift

No one told Catherine Emery what labor would feel like. Just past her 24th birthday and about as…

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Hillary Clinton Will Never Understand What Happened

“Was I doomed from the start?” Hillary Clinton wonders toward the end of What Happened, her new…

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Government Healthcare Is Saving My Mum’s Life

My mother has lung cancer. At the end of last year, she began feeling breathless and tired,…

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How the Battle For Mississippi Went South

In Jackson, Mississippi, in the state capitol, inside the very top of the rotunda, in a circular…

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‘Unfuckable’ Women Don’t Go on Killing Sprees

When I was in high school, I felt completely undateable. Everyone around me seemed to be pairing…

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This Was Always Going to Hurt

On Wednesday afternoon, or maybe before that, someone created a document that named men who work in …

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‘I Didn’t Want to Be One of Those People. I Was. I Am.’

This week, as hundreds of women made public their experiences of harassment and abuse, I…

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How West Virginia Lost the Workers’ Revolution

I had only been in West Virginia for a day when Josh Sword, the head of the state AFL-CIO, told me…

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Mister Police Aubrey O’Day Gave Us All the Clues

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Here Are Some Nuclear Takes from Bryan Goldberg, the Self-Satisfied Shitlord Who Now Owns…

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Leon Wieseltier Was Always Hiding in Plain Sight

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After Charlottesville, Pick a Side

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Here Are the Secret Documents About the Surveillance of Ex-Trump Adviser Carter Page

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Bitch McConnell

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Rex In Peace 

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Obama Sucks as a Post-President

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Remember Who Michael Wolff Is

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Here’s a Demented Video of Bill de Blasio Watching Rats Getting Gassed to Death

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Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

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If You Truly Care About Speech, You Will Invite Me to Your Office to Personally Call You a Dipshit

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Politico Playbook Can Fuck Right Off

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I Infiltrated the White House Easter Egg Roll and All I Got Was Played

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This Has Been an Extremely Fucked Up Year for Eagles OK?

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Alamo Drafthouse’s Long History of Minimizing Sexual Assault and Harassment

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I’m Everything This Administration Hates

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The Forgotten History of America’s Radical Asian Activists

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Time To Make Life Hard For The Rich

It is time for polite, respectable, rational people to start saying what has become painfully…

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Horse Twitter Comes for Roy Moore 

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WaPo Staffers Fighting for Better Wages Told to Sit Down, Shut Up, and Be Grateful for Jeff Bezos

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Let’s Help Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner Find the Perfect Home in Washington, D.C.

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We Asked ICE About the Prank Calls to Their Anti-Immigrant Hotline and They Kind of Lost Their Shit

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Arianna Huffington Is the Biggest Scammer Alive

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The Market Can’t Solve a Massacre

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The CIA Says Mike Pompeo Didn’t Fight in the Gulf War 

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Haim Saban Is Bad For Democracy

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